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danny / 14 / amity park
" Yeah yeah whatever bromo,
just get me outta this dump.”
Except it wasn’t really gross just you know- ghosts are scary. Not to mention extremely unattractive. Thank god when he died his body didn’t get mutilated. Or else he’d be just as horrifying as these guys.
" Wait dude if you’re like a ghost, why don’t you live here?
Isn’t it pretty ironic that you’re a ghost out of the GZ and you’re sending the rest back.”
He had a point.
Danny led the way, silent for a minute and deep in thought as to how he could go about answering the question. Then he spoke, and the words came out slow.
"Well. I am a ghost. Sort of. You— You saw me transform. I don’t go around doing that in front of just anyone so if you could keep it on the down low, that would be great. I guess the best way to say it is that I’m a ghost who also has a life.” Danny glanced over at Billy, and gave him a shrug.
of course you dont, you uneducated little vermin
its this font;
The need to fully introduce himself was useless. The kid already knew who he was. Everyone does. Right? Yeah right okay. He half listened to the rude ghost dude, not really interested in what he was saying. Wait. Boyfriend..?
" Oh! Yeah Spencer. Was he on the floor like begging for me to come back?"
Why didn’t he come and get him himself? Was this like a ghost thing or whatever-? He moved to Danny, quickly contorting his body around the ghost trapper.
" Dude don’t lie to me. I know you just wanted the Cobra to yourself. I can’t really blame you. I’m pretty great."
Spencer. Spencer and Billy. Mental note.
This was uncomfortably close. But despite his skepticism Danny couldn’t help but gave a nervous laugh at the horrible reasoning Billy seemed convinced of.
"Haha, no, trust me, that’s not why at all. Most of the ghosts floating around Amity Park aren’t up to anything good, so I knock them out of the park and back to the factory where they came from. I just… Put you in the same category. It’s hard to make exceptions.”
He gave a gentle shove in hopes of regaining some personal space. “Now let’s get out of here before we come across something we really don’t want to.”
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Billy of course was still in mid flip-flop about being in aN ENTIRE WORLD FILLED WITH GHOSTS. Oh god it was like being trapped in a bad horror film. He managed to avoid what he thought to be Cobraheads , also how come half of these guys didn’t even know who he was? Maybe they all died before he was like a thing.
at least I’m the most attractive ghost here geez.”
Half of these spirits were complete scuzzballs. Guh— no wonder they died. He would too if he looked like these guys. His wandering/ avoiding of ghosts was interrupted when soup can kid came into the scene. Wait was this a good thing or not? He kinda just stood there making a mixture of confusion and relief facial expressions. Not really talking either.
Yeah mister smooth.
It didn’t take too long, he knew what part of the Ghost Zone that ghosts went to after they were sucked through his thermos. And after some floating around the area, dodging flying objects and flying doors, the blue hue against the green the area provided caught his eye.
He flew over, not sure what to say either.
Maybe this was as awkward for Billy as it was for Danny.
"Um, hi. First of all, I think I might have made a mistake. The name’s Danny. Danny Phantom. You’re Billy, right? Your uh, boyfriend wants you back.” And it only occurs to him now that he never actually asked for the other boys name.
What a waste of time. It wasn’t like he was going to start asking every ghost he met what their motives were, especially since all but two, maybe three, ghosts have all tried to kill, maim, or put in the hands of someone who would do either of those things.
Little did he know that Billy Joe Cobra was just an adult sized baby. How was he supposed to know? Still suited in his skin tight black and white getup, he abandoned the kid who was foolishly dating someone so— Well, dead. Danny flew home over buildings and streets, phasing through walls, then floors and into his basement. In the sterile lab, all it took was a push of a button and the portal opened for him, like a butler holding the door open and welcoming him home. No hesitation, Danny entered and his surroundings shifted. From the atmosphere visually, colour to that share of green, and audibly. A muffled wave ran through the Zone. It was quiet, but there was sound, distant sound always present and always eerie.
So began his search for Billy through the infinite realm where all looked the same, where his enemies dwelled. And for what. So Romeo and Juliette could be reunited once more. He better get some bonus points for this from somebody.
"What? No, no, not at all. I wouldn’t let him.
He can be convinced not to flip-out by people he likes.
(Uh, like me, I guess, if that’s not arrogant to say.)
You just gotta be lax with him. He has a short fuse, y’know?
He’s not dangerous, though. He’s a dork. You’ll see.”
The fact that anyone would consider
Billy of all people to be ‘dangerous’
was enough to get a snort out of
him. But no, Billy wouldn’t hurt a
fly. Not on purpose, anyway.
Unless the fly called him ugly,
“Fine. I’ll get your boyfriend. Just— stay here. Or
get some fries or whatever. I’ll be back hopefully
with Billy.” An almost painful thing for Danny to
say. But at least it was an error he could easily
mend (depending on who he ran into on the other
side). One ghost couldn’t be that hard to find, could it?
One ghost, hopefully, also couldn’t stir up too much
trouble in such a short amount of time.
With that, he became a white and black blur, whizzing
into the sky and heading in the direction of home.