i'm cooler than i look
danny / 14 / amity park
" Excuse you, you try eating good while on tour."
Dumb kid doesn’t know crap about the unhealthy habits of living in a tour bus for months. He stretched out the poster, spitting up some ectoplasm and plopping it onto the back of the paper. He then smooshed it onto the wall.
” There you go brozza. now you’ll never forg- did you just call me fat?!”
That was gross. But he had no reason to complain, the mustache was still there, Sam might wonder why it was back up on his wall upon her next visit but proceed to vandalize it further. And it wasn’t covering any of his other posters.
The moment Billy caught on, Danny burst into laughter. It wasn’t his nicest quip, fat jokes, but come into his room and walk around like you own the place? Who did he think he was? Danielle? Those rights were reserved.
Still inexcusable, Danny.
"Sorry. Did you have to live all cramped up in an RV in the beautiful south of France? Tough life you had."
" Bronesium you can’t just go around hiding this from me.
I know a Cobrahead when I see one.”
He couldn’t help but get excited. No wonder this Danny kid was so excited to capture him upon their first meeting. Like wow who wouldn’t want to try to contain all this.
He floated back, his usual show-offy outfit he wore when alive formed over him. He quickly matched the pose that was on the poster- trying to flaunt himself out more.
" I remember that tour—
oh man I got so fat when we hit Europe.”
There might have been a slight hint of envy, or confusion,
as to how and why Billy could pull that off. He’d have to
remember to ask him how he did that when given the
chance to stop talking about, well, him.
All the same, the undertone of amusement was present and
a smile couldn’t be pushed down at Billy’s enthusiasm.
"I take it they have good food, then." It was dodgy, Danny
knew who Billy was (had been, is now), but he refused to
admit he was anything close to Cobrahead material. “Doesn’t
look like you ever managed to lose all of it either.”
talk about ghosts exclusively on the first date
If they get hurt really bad I like to think that they fix each other’s booboos. Gotta look out for each other.
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- brotein shake
- brosef stalin
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- adrien brody
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